While describing his experience packing for home:
"I have three pairs of knee socks. Red ones, blue ones and pink ones. I found one of each. Sigh."
"With this, I now can pick up chicks!"
While describing the pilot he saw on his last trip:
"He was wearing a Star Trek com bag. I was wearing my Star Trek sweatshirt. I walked up to him, told him to live long and prosper. Then I ran away."
While describing the glories of hair-loss:
"Don't think of it as losing hair, bur rather as gaining forehead."
While describing his outfit of choice (socks with flipflops):
"No one will even know I'm from Minnesota!"
My brother is a gem. Deo Gratias.